Celebration means : Fun Book Special

8:26 PM Posted by: Fun World 0 comments



Celebration means......


Four friends.

Bahar barsaat.

Four glasses hot coffee and mirchi bajjis../...... .



Celebration means......


Hundred bucks of petrol.

A rusty old bike.

And an open road.



Celebration means......


Maggi noodles.

A hostel room.

4.25 a. m.



Celebration means......


3 old friends.

3 separate cities.

3 coffee mugs.

1 internet messenger.



Celebration means......


Rain on a hot tin roof.

Pakoras deep-frying.

Neighbours dropping in.

A party.




Celebration means......


You and mom.

A summer night.

A bottle of coconut oil.

A head massage.



You can spend


Hundreds on birthdays,

Thousands on festivals,

Lakhs on weddings,



but to

celebrate

all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

Keep in touch with those who care for you......

Funny Cartoon Network Book Online

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Perspective on life

7:27 PM Posted by: Fun World 0 comments



One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"

"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.

"Oh yeah," said the son.

"So, tell me, what you learned from the trip?" asked the father.

The son answered:
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night...

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us; they have friends to protect them."

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!

.

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Who is clever Teacher or student ?

7:28 PM Posted by: Fun World 0 comments



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One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till
Late Night and Didn't

Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made
themselves look as

dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then
went up to the Dean and

said that they had gone out to a wedding last
night and on their return

the tyre of their car burst and they had to push
the car all the way

back and that they were in no condition to appear
for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3
days. They thanked

him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean.
The Dean said that as

this was a Special Condition Test, All four were
required to sit in

separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the
last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total
of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )

Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left

b) Front Right

c) Back Left

d) Back Right.....!!!

True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992-96
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The 11th Husband

9:27 PM Posted by: Fun World 0 comments



"young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please
be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?


"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..



This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."


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